May 2013
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
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grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
ivanbraginskii:
accidentally falls in love with a personified country
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sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
ardjet:
menmaas:
if the anime you’re watching doesn’t have an episode where they all go to the beach ur not watching a real anime
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zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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doomslock:
sometimes i forget that fictional characters aren’t really my friends
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pansypunx:
remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
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chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
basedhylia:
basedhylia:
so when i was gonna type youtube in the address bar its taking me to this link….. and im gonna find out what it is.
JSESUS CHRIST
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